1. the-messy-brain-of-mine:

    certifiedturtle:

    alyssaannfrank:

    lovelynobody00:

    I wish i actually wore the fashion taste i have

    I wish I could afford the fashion taste I have

    I wish I had the body for the fashion taste I have

    all of the above

    (Source: bumbleshark, via thin-forever)

     

  2. breerun:

    fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

    I hate Cadbury eggs. Hate.

    Preach.

    Does anyone like them? They are so nasty.

     
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  4. lokis-green-and-golden-queen:

    mecto-amorous:

    sleepyshibe:

    1 sqft of bun

    Fun fact: a group of bunnies is called a fluffle.

    1 SQFT OF FLUFFLE

    (Source: furything, via toned--babe)

     
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  6. poweredbytheprofane:

    the best of hot occupations, side by side.

    (via toned--babe)

     

  7. the-rest-in-trumpets:

    katswhiskers:

    velvetonions:

    imagine a milkshake place called “shakesperience” where all the milkshake flavours are named after puns of shakespeare plays

    • Oreothello
    • Rolo and Juliet
    • Macberry
    • Mars Ado About Nothing
    • Antonutella and Cleopatra
    • Merchocolate of Venice
    • Two Gentlemint of Verona
    • Richerry III

    It would bringeth all the gentlemen to the yard. 

    (Source: queerbiologist, via toned--babe)

     
  8. THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST ON TUMBLR

    OH MY GOD

    I can’t

    (Source: blazeberg, via possibilitydweller)

     
  9. twistedtruestory:

    Seriously - so creepy

    Next improvements better be in my booty gosh dangit

     
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  11. deathmetalanddeadlifts:

    puppiesarerad:

    freddashdog:

    Grandpa gets a surprise bulldog puppy for his birthday, something he’s always wanted.

    It’s pure happiness for both of them

    im fucking sobbing

    Not even gonna pretend I didn’t cry.

    (via sweatmorebleedless)

     
     
  12. quadguyin-china:

    quadguyin-china:

    Bros don’t let bros skip dick day

    So yea

    This is my most popular post yet

    Damn

    (via get-sw0le)

     
  13. (Source: canadiance, via ignited-skies)

     

  14. MY BIRTHDAY IS IN FOUR DAYS!!!!!

    YAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSS!!!! ALMOST 22 AT LAST!!!!

     

  15. How do people lose weight and still have perfect boobs?!

    The real mystery

    (Source: fitforeverybody)